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...And She Can Sing!

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A singer, Rob couldn’t believe they’d picked a singer to co-star with him. Hell, his last picture had been nearly dragged down by a no-talent pretty girl, flavor-of-the-month blonde. The director had just barely saved the thing by pumping in more of Rob’s action work and leaving most of the romantic subplot on the cutting room floor. After that misery, he had to work with a black girl who’d never even acted in films before. Oh yeah, this was going to be lots of fun!

As he sat in his trailer watching a few of Ramona’s music videos, Rob had to admit the kid was a looker. Her sleek brown body moved like jaguar. She had just enough breasts to draw a man’s attention, they rode firm and high on a well toned body. Her shapely, dancer’s legs led to a nice round, slight protruding butt that the lady certainly knew how to shake. A very useful skill if they were making a musical. Rob didn’t do musicals. He did action pictures.

His prolonged sulk was broken by a knock on the door. When he opened it he was staring directly into Ramona’s large green eyes. Oh yeah, the lady was definitely a looker.

She heard the music coming from the television.

“Well, at least you’ve got good taste in music,” she chided, “May I come in?”

Rob was just dressed in a white tee shirt and gym shorts. His well-tanned muscular body was on fine display. Ramona’s pink silk blouse was unbuttoned enough to show a generous portion of her cleavage. Her tight white slacks also didn’t leave very much to the imagination.

He waved her in and closed the door. She reached over and shut off the television.

“Never liked that one,” she said, “now “Miserable Lady”, that one had some moves.”

“I’ll bet.”

“So, what’s this shit I hear about you not wanting to work with a black woman?”

Rob’s famous steely blue eyes glared.

“Your color has nothing to do with it. I’ve been griping about your lack of acting experience. You’re a beautiful lady with a lot of talent in your field, I just wanted an actress.”

Ramona nodded her head, “A white actress,” she stated firmly.

“Damn it, stop that. I don’t care if it’s a green actress! The operative word is actress.”

“How do you know I can’t act? Have you even taken the time to look at my screen test?”

Rob had just arrived on the set that morning. With a somewhat contrite voice he had to admit that he hadn’t.

Ramona plunked in a chair her head between her hands.

“I just can’t fucking believe it,” Rob heard her mutter, “I bust my ass taking lessons for two fucking years and still have to deal with this shit.”

Rob realized she was crying. He walked over and put his hand on her shoulder.

Ramona looked up with tears in her eyes, “I did all this damn work just because I wanted to work with you.”

“With me? Why?”

   

To Be...A...Man...

Fucking Stories

It was spring. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the flowers were blooming and the dogs were crapping in the bushes. I was sitting on a park bench with my Fantastic Four graphic novel. I really liked Wieringo’s artwork. I guess some people thought I was a bit old for comics. I’d been to college for a few years, until I blew out my knee playing offensive line.

I guess you figured out by now that I’m a big guy. At six foot five and probably somewhere around 350, I catch a few second looks. But at twenty-six years old and I was still a virgin. That was about to change, big time.

Living in New York you get used to people screaming in all kinds of languages. At first I didn’t even look up from my book. When I heard the running footsteps I turned in their direction. A skinny little guy was running toward my bench. Right on his heels was a large young oriental woman. The guy was carrying a purse. He didn’t look like the purse carrying kind.

I jumped off the bench and hit him with a pancake block. He dropped like wet cement. Then he glared up at me and reached inside his baggy pants. The gun had almost cleared his waistband when the big girl landed full force on top of him. All the air rushed out of his lungs. She was pounding his head into the grass when the cops showed up to take him away.

The girl introduced herself as Hisa and told me I’d been a very brave man. Now that things had calmed down, I’d finally had a chance to see how pretty she was. She didn’t look much older than twenty. She had beautiful almond shaped eyes, her long, silky black hair was tied back in a ponytail. Her sweat suit revealed a nice round set of tits and a friendly looking rump. When she kissed me on the cheek I noticed that she smelled like spice and flowers. I tried to start a conversation, knowing that I was going to sound stupid, as I always did around women I was attracted to.

“You run pretty fast.”

“Thank you,” she said with lowered eyes, “Training is very important.”

I looked at her large body and knew, for sure, that she wasn’t training for a road race.

“Training?” I asked with my usual eloquence.

“I am here from Japan for shin-zumo tournament. So sorry, female sumo wrestling is shin-zumo.”

I didn’t even know women did sumo wrestling, much less that they had international tournaments. I was trying to figure out something to say when Hisa picked up my fallen Fantastic Four collection and handed it back to me.

“You like the comic art, I see,” she said with a light accent.

I started to explain but she cut me off with her own praise of Wieringo’s work. We started talking about different comic artists from Jack Kirby to Tamaki Shin. The girl really knew her stuff. My words were flowing freely, it wasn’t like talking to any other woman I’d ever met.

“I have brought much new manga material with me,” she said. “Would you like to see it?”

I responded enthusiastically and before I knew it we were sitting on the bed in her hotel room. She brought out about two-dozen magazines and sat down next to me as I flipped through the pages. They were all in Japanese so I couldn’t read the text but some of the artwork was amazing. Some of it was also pretty erotic. The combination of the sexual images and the feel of Hisa’s fragrant body warmth right next to me on the bed were definitely stirring up my groin.

   

Hot Blonde Gets Lucky

Sex BlogI don't know about the rest of you girls, but there is nothing finer than one cock in the pussy and one cock in the ass! Or just having two hard cocks ramming any of my holes at the same time is so fucking hot!! This blonde babe with gorgeous tits is one lucky slut!!


   

Brunette Suck Fantastic

Sex BlogThis gorgeous brunette babe knows how to suck a cock, and it certainly shows in her performance! I love how you can see the outline of this guy's cock pressing against her cheek as it is moving inside her mouth, towards her throat! It's so hot! I'd take lessons from her, any day!!


   

My Mom Is A Whore...!!

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It wasn’t just hot for September, it was hot, period. My first semester at the community college had been going well. I’d got in the habit of hitting the library to study between classes; sometimes I’d just hang out in the cafe with a few friends. This morning, though, I was uncomfortable. The week before had been normal late-September cool and I guess some genius in maintenance had decided to shut down the air conditioning system. I nearly fell asleep twice in Economics.

My sweaty white blouse was giving everyone a pretty good view of my pink bra. Fortunately I had a two-hour break between Economics and American History. I’d never make it through Mr. Dresden’s droning lecture if I didn’t do something to wake myself.

A nice swim in the pool seemed like the best thing.

I knew my mother hadn’t had our pool shut down yet. She was at work by now. I figured I had just enough time to grab the bus home, grab a fast swim, a change of clothes and get my sweaty little butt back to campus for some titillating exposure to history. Looking back, I was wrong on several counts.

The bus stopped several blocks from our house. With the heat and humidity, it felt like I’d walked several miles before I got to our driveway. When I saw the pool guy’s van parked out front and my mother’s car in the driveway I cursed. Of all the days to shut down the pool for the winter! I calmed down a bit when I realized she’d probably made this appointment weeks ago.

She’d been pretty busy the past few years trying to raise my brother and me and work her real estate job. My dad, I guess, still managed to send her some money but it hadn’t been easy for her since he moved out. She was still kind of pretty, her blonde hair was natural and she kept herself in good shape. I’d inherited her blonde hair and sleek frame but I was starting to give up hope of ever matching her marvelous 36 Cs.

So, OK, a swim was probably out. I decided to settle for a cold shower and a change of clothes. Sometimes you have to settle. Sometimes you get unsettled. I didn’t realize how unsettled I was about to get.

I let myself into the house and headed for my bedroom without a word. I figured Mom was probably in the back with the pool guy. My bedroom window faced out back to the pool. I quickly peeked through the curtains and froze.